I really abhor/ hate/ loath Twilight. It’s one of the most disgusting things in the world. Oh wait, scratch that, it’s THE MOST disgusting thing in the world. I mean seriously, PEDOPHILIA and NECROPHILIA. BIG BIG EWW.
And it’s not even sweet, their relationship is abusive and absolute cliche. And what is Bella? Is she some old grandma who doesn’t know what to do with her life? I mean, she reads Wuthering Heights over and over. Ever heard of Chick-lit Bella? Ever heard of new? Ever heard of young? And you don’t have a taste in music. You have no personality. The only things you do are cook, eat, study, read and adore your freakin’ boyfriend. You have no depth, meaning you’re very superficial.
And don’t get me started on Edward, how can he be hot? He is dead, pale, cold and creepy. Oh, I’m sorry, does that equal hot in our generation? By the way, Robert Pattinson, thank God, Cedric Diggory died in HP4, or else you would’ve had to come back. You freakin’ traitor. You HAD a sense of hygiene then. What is up with your hair? It closely resembles Tarzan’s hair. And may I point out that Tarzan doesn’t take a bath or has shampoo.
Also, Stephenie Meyer, I hope you fall off the tallest tower in the world. That way, not only would you die, but also the generation of today and the future’s will be saved from your piece of pitiful writing. I also think you are ugly. Very ugly, in fact.
If ever I become president, I will ban the production of the Twilight series because it is a huge waste of precious trees. So vote me.
CHILL. =))
